Any discussion on politics

A practical political argument 

"That's actually convincing, you should put that in a blog” 

Hugo began

“People before me have said it better, the people in control did not listen, and the people who did listen didn't do shit! 

Just went and shouted the same things louder at the people who did not listen!”

I said, somewhat furious.

“Welcome to democracy,” Brian answered dryly.

“One day I really should take that idea apart, it is really tiring” 

“Other ideas never worked”  Brian replied

“Brian, darling. There's a lesson here, just because all of your haircuts never worked, doesn't mean you just stick around looking like that. 

You fire your barber and try again” Hogu carefully suggested

“Exactly! We need to kill the president!” 

“No, I really was just trying to fix his hair.

Though, the president doesn't really look any better..”  he said, looking deep in thought 

“What” Brian said, deeply confused

“What do you do when i don't agree with you” 

“Argue” 

“What do you do when I won't listen” 

“Give up and focus on something else”

“And have you ever gotten what you wanted from me?” 

“Clearly not, I still live here and you still never washed the fucking dishes” 

“Exactly! Your system fails! If I would have wanted you to wash the fucking dishes, and you would have refused, i would get a gun and make you do so! You really just aren't very creative” 

“And if i still refused”

“I would shoot you” 

“Over dishes!” 

“Over the principle! My next roommate wouldn't dare to refuse my requests! It really is quite a good plan” 

“Your next roommate will bring a gun” 

“That is just a matter of choosing the right, spineless, roommates -

 you of all people should know I'm quite good at that” 

“I'm not sure i want to continue talking about that” 

“That's fine, the argument is over - we are going to take over the country!” 

“And kill Brian's barber!” Hogu added, excitingly 

“And kill Brian's barber” I added, sort of reluctantly.